Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Life is so much better after having sex.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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