Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize