I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The power of my boobs compel you
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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