turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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