Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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