He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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