know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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