i just google imaged poop.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think a kid would responsible me up
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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