exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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