Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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