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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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