Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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