That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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