tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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