he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
