At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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