come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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