Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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