i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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