Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You ruined the universe
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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