My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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