it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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