bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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