U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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