bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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