Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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