okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...