is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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