sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
soo... how was my night?
Shame - the story of my life.
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