WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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