i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
NoShamevember. You game?
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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