lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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