just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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