Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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