I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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