holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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