The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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