operation harelip BJ is a go
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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