Pappa wants mamma naked
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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