No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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