and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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