i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
