3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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