plz talk dirty to me
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
