the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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