Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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