He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
