There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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