You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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