you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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