I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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