I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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