The maid of honor just puked.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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